Category Archives: Buy My Stuff

Shhh! Don’t let this get out.

I know that I’m going to get into trouble for this. In fact, I can hear them knocking on my door now. I should have remembered to go to Iceland first. Or maybe South America. Or at least Milwaukee. You … Continue reading

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Who is John Flansburgh?

Or who is John Linnell? Objectively, there’s no way for you to know. But if you’re an abjectivist, or a projectionist, then it should be ovbious. Either one of them might be a giant! Put the bumper sticker on your … Continue reading

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T-Shirts For No Taxes

OK, so it was this week instead of next that I came up with the t-shirts. Look just above, everybody’s wearing them! Or at least all the cool people are. You wanna be like them, huh? Go ahead and buy … Continue reading

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For When You’re Just Plain DEFEATED

Some days you just can’t help but be Defeated. It happens. If you remain that way too long, you’ll end up in depression. So don’t do that. But while you’re there, you might as well let the world know that … Continue reading

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Glass Box People II: Ghost in the T-Shirt

You’ve read the story, now wear the t-shirt! And I don’t even feel bad about ripping off XKCD because his stick people don’t have hands or feet. And they also tend to have posture issues. And this guy in the … Continue reading

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Sometimes I’m Unintentionally Rational.

But not if I can help it. Do you ever have this problem? If so, tell everyone by wearing the t-shirt. And thanks again for your support!

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It’s Not Easy Being Me

And I have to do it all the time! Luckily, I’ve got this handy t-shirt that keeps it all in perspective. You can have one to! Just come on down to Lucky Lyle’s T-Shirt Trading Emporium and Happy BiBimBap Store! … Continue reading

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I Eat My Vegetables

Before they eat me! You think all those Brussels Sprouts are just cute & tasty?! They’ll take over the world if we don’t take them out first! Grab the garlic and butter!  ¡Vámonos! Oh, and don’t forget to buy this … Continue reading

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No Trilobites Allowed

By order of the fire marshall. If you knew what trilobites do like I know what trilobites to, you’d say so too! But at least they’re not tribbles. Head on over to my Zazzle page to buy this and more … Continue reading

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Froggie got the right idea

My favorite scene in The Muppet Movie is when Kermit and Fozzie are in Fozzie’s uncle’s car. Kermit tells Fozzie to “bear left at the fork in the road”. There’s this giant eating utensil-type fork in the road. Fozzie says, … Continue reading

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