And I don’t even feel bad about ripping off XKCD because his stick people don’t have hands or feet. And they also tend to have posture issues.
And this guy in the picture, haven’t I seen him on TV before? Isn’t he some kind of famous character actor? What’s his name any way?
You want to give these t-shirts to all the friends and family and other loved-ones that you called up after reading the story! Trust me, you really do want to do this!!! Get them multiple colors of each one. You’ll feel so much better afterwards. Fulfilled. Happy. Worthy. Just don’t open the box or you’ll learn something about yourself that you don’t really want to know.