My favorite scene in The Muppet Movie is when Kermit and Fozzie are in Fozzie’s uncle’s car. Kermit tells Fozzie to “bear left at the fork in the road”. There’s this giant eating utensil-type fork in the road. Fozzie says, “Right frog”. What makes it funny is that the frog is on the right and the bear is on the left.
My new t-shirt has nothing whatsoever to do with that. But us frogs got to stick together.
Please buy my t-shirt. Wear it to all your family get-togethers and make people talk about your great taste in casual wear.