Movies of Addicted Women

Want a cup of coffee?In the 70’s there were all these women-in-prison movies. A few years after September 11, there came a bunch of women-struggling-with-addiction movies. The male version was typified by 1988’s Clean & Sober, with Michael Keaton. (It’s available on Netflix.)

Vera Farmiga stars in Down to the Bone (2004). She’s a mother of two who’s been leaning too much on her drug of choice. They’ll take her kids away permanently if she doesn’t succeed at a halfway house treatment center. She engages in inappropriate sex with someone from a 12-step meeting. There’s a lot of 12 stepping. She falls off the wagon. She and her family don’t have a lot of money.

It feels like a very personal film. The numb desperation was palpable. It was filmed in real buildings. They clearly didn’t have a lot of money, but it’s a fine little film. Vera Farmiga is awesome.

Sherrybaby (2006) stars Maggie Gyllenhall as young gal just out of prison. She’d stolen to pay for her heroin habit. Her young daughter is her entire motivation for staying clean. She engages in inappropriate sex with someone from a 12-step meeting. Her family enables her. She falls off the wagon. Both her brother and father live comfortably.

It’s a little gritty. There’s a lot of nudity presented in an unattractive fashion. Maggie Gyllenhall is unflinching in her portrayal. It was filmed in a real house, and there’s some handheld camera work. The actors are great. They don’t dwell much on the 12 steps.

Originally for this post I was going to compare and contrast Rachel Getting Married and Margot at the Wedding. But they pretty much have nothing in common. Margot at the Wedding (2007 – starry Nicole Kidman) is a comedy about neurotic self-absorbed boring people with self-inflicted problems. Jack Black’s character is kinda creepy in a pathetic sort of way. There’s really nobody to be sympathetic towards. It’s an OK movie, but can’t hold a candle to these other 3. And there’s no 12 Step program.

The title of the movie is Rachel Getting Married (2008), and Rachel does get married, but the main character is Rachel’s sister Kym (played by Anne Hathaway), and the movie is all about Kym. Everything is always about Kym. She has a weekend pass from her treatment center. She engages in inappropriate sex with someone from a 12-step meeting. Her father enables her. Her brother died in a car wreck, and she was the driver. Her family is pretty well off.

The entire movie is handheld. The brother of the best man is probably the main camera operator. All the music is live from musicians in the movie, who are there to play at the wedding. It’s filmed in real houses. This is one polished film. The other two movies let you understand how the heroines got lost in drugs, but this one shows you the entire family dynamic that made it unavoidable. The actors are great.

I suggest you see them chronologically, the way that I’ve presented them here. Definitely not back to back. That would be far too stressful.

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Vote For Giant Robots

Vote For 2 Giant RobotsOK, so Einstein’s hairy cranium doesn’t match the rest of your wardrobe. Now you’ve got another option.

With the recent election safely over, no one will consider you ironic or un-American in any way when you wear this.

Best of all, you’ll be scoring points for when the robots do take over.

Don’t say I didn’t warn you!

And remember, vote for giant robots right HERE!

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All I Know About Soap

Greasy Reflection in My Salad PlateIt takes some kind of fat or oil to make soap. Beef fat is called tallow. Pig fat is lard. If you don’t want to use those, there’ s oil from coconuts, olives, soybeans.  If you use olive oil, you’ve got Castille soap, because that’s what the Castillans used.

The greasy stuff is saponified by using an alkali such as lye, potassium hydroxide. The fats are broken down into glycerin and salts of the fatty acids, most popularly stearic acid. It’s the salts of fatty acids that do the cleaning trick.

If you add extra glycerin then you have glycerin soap. If, after saponification you add extra oils, then you have greasy girly soap. You’ll probably want to add lots of perfume to it too.

On the Beverly Hillbillies, Granny was a regular user of lye soap and it made her skin rough and leathery. “Thanks, it IS purty isn’t it?” she would say. Lye soap got this bad reputation because not all of the alkali got used up in the saponification process. The leftover lye was burning Granny’s skin!

One way to overcome the leftover lye problem is to age the soap for many months. This allows the  chemical reactions to finish, and hopefully use up the remaining alkali. Once upon a time, the alkali was made by soaking wood ashes in water, and collecting the runoff. So the strength of the alkalinity was quite variable. Nowadays our chemicals are pretty consistent (there’s food grade lye for making hominy!) so recipes can tell you exactly how much to use. You won’t have any leftover chemicals floating about.

Until recently you could find lye in supermarkets and discount stores. Now you have to order it from accredited sources, and they’ll take down your personal info and store it for safe keeping. This is in case you’re a terrorist and are planning to wash things that shouldn’t be washed.

But I’ve never made soap, so I could be wrong about all of this. It’s just what I’ve been told.

Mmmmm. Hominy…

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Movies of Children and Doom

This has nothing to do with Peter Lorre in MTideland is a Terry Gilliam movie in super widescreen. A little girl’s irresponsible parents die, and she fends for herself in the wilds of Kansas or something. She meets some odd people. There’s a train wreck. That may be a metaphor for life in this movie. But I think she’s better for it.

Pan’s Labyrinth is  a fantastical flick by Guillermo del Toro. It’s in Spanish, which makes sense because it takes place in Spain during the civil war. A little girl explores a magical world. Her widowed mom is trying to be responsible by marrying a fascist officer. There’s a train wreck. The rebels kill the bad guy, but the fascists still win. That may be a metaphor for life in this movie.

Bridge to Terabithia is a book by Katherine Paterson that’s been made into a movie a couple of times now. They expanded part of the story to include more special effects. It’s about a boy and a girl that explore a magical world together. Somebody dies irresponsibly. There’s no train wreck. That may be a metaphor for life in this movie.

All three of these films are pretty to look at, the first two exceptionally so. They’re all three difficult to watch at times. Pan’s Labyrinth is probably the most  graphic, yet Tideland has some pretty twisted images in it’s own way. No single frame looks hideous, but in context it can be devastating. Terabithia‘s damaging imagery is mainly off-screen, thus it haunts and torments over time instead of just being an effect during the movie.

In these films the younger kids seem to accept that death is just a part of life. The older kids are more like grown ups, and have trouble accepting it. Maybe that’s because, being older,  they know more. Or maybe it’s because, being older,  they’ve had more training at renouncing death.

Donnie Darko is not on this list because it actually has funny parts. And I never figured out what it’s lesson was supposed to mean, except that you should be laughing when your time comes.

I think all three agree, you have to get on with your life until it’s done. So watch these movies!!!

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Ramona is Cool

They Got Ralph, But Not His Motorcycle

They Got Ralph, But Not His Motorcycle

My favorite Beverly Cleary books growing up were The Mouse and the Motorcycle sagas. I loved them dearly. Pb-pb-b-b-b!

But I can understand folks preferring  the Henry Huggins books.

What I never could tolerate, however, were the folks who read the Ramona books. At the time, I thought that they all had cooties.

Recently at the dollar theater I watched Ramona and Beezus, the movie. It was very enjoyable. Days later, it was still sticking with me, so I feel like I really got my dollar’s worth.

The gal playing Ramona is perfect. Beezus is the gal from Waverly Place. She’s fine too and definitely holds her own. John Corbett is dad, the other familiar face for me. I usually find him to be a disappointment, not quite ever living up to the potential we first saw in him back in Cicely, Alaska. But this time his magic is there for me again. Oh, and Sandra Oh plays a mean teacher. She plays mean good. I mean well. Oh well.

It’s kinda realistic for a kid’s show. I like that. It’s free of the usual clichés. I really like that. There’s a lot of plot happening, and it’s all kind of familiar, and yet the movie feels fresh. I think that’s because it’s all about the characters. It’s not about what happens, it’s about who they are and how they see things.

I like this film a lot. Give it a chance if you just want to watch a nice thoughtful movie.

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My One Question of Mark Lenard

Thoughtful GorillaMark Lenard was a character actor on TV. He played Spock’s father on Star Trek. In fact, he was the first person to play all 3 main Star Trek aliens: Vulcan, Romulan, Klingon. He never got a chance to play a human, though. Not on Star Trek. Of course in most other shows he played a human. In fact, almost all his roles were human. Except he played a gorilla, General Urko, on the live action Planet of the Apes TV show.

I got a chance once to get his autograph. I figured I had the opportunity to ask him 1 question. I didn’t want to waste it. If it was a good one, one he’d never heard before, maybe he’d call up his agent and tell him, “Hey, I’ve got a guy you gotta talk to…”

All I could come up with was, “On Planet of the Apes, when they had you riding horses, did the horses treat you any different when you wore the ape makeup?”

I thought that was a pretty good question. It showed that I was familiar with his work, but wasn’t trying to brown-nose him.  I wasn’t asking him to try to remember some random factoid that only a geek would appreciate. Everyone likes horses.

He said no.

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The Finest White Male Singer on the Planet

Soggy TressHarry Nilsson. According to the Smothers Brothers, either you don’t know the name, or you’re like “Oh, wow, he’s cool.” There is no in-between.

There’s a new documentary out. It was made in 2007, but took till 2010 to get all the music licensing squared away. It’s called Who is Harry Nilsson (And Why Is Everybody Talkin’ About Him)? and is available at Amazon and NetFlix even as an Instant View.

You know at least 2 Harry Nilsson songs, trust me. He was like the American Beatle. He made a vampire movie with Ringo Starr. He wrote “One is the Loneliest Number” and “Me and My Arrow” and “Put the Lime in the Coconut”. He sang “Everybody’s Talkin’ At Me” and “Without You.” You know Harry Nilsson. You maybe just don’t know that you know.

This movie is amazing. It’s got everybody: the Smothers Brothers, Mickey Dolenz, Paul Williams, Terry Gilliam, Eric Idle, Yoko Ono, Robin Williams, Randy Newman, May Pang, Brian Wilson, oh my my. There’s video from Playboy After Hours and other shows that I’d never seen before.

As Stephen King pointed out in his Entertainment Weekly column, it’s a familiar story of rags to riches to the dissolute self-destruction that America require of her celebrities. It’s still got sort of a happy ending. There’s supposed to be one more album still out there, just waiting to be released when the time is right.

It bothers me that so many of my childhood heroes were alcoholics and drug addicts. I actually prefer Harry’s besotted albums to his great Nilsson Schmilsson. “How to Write a Song” from Sandman is super classic. It’s like he’s talking straight into your ear… And there’s Knnillssonn, and That’s the Way it Is. Ohmygoodness.

Maybe someday somebody will make a movie about Snakefinger. But as for me, I’ll Take a Tango.

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Malthus Was An Optimist

Barn, fields, and cows

According to the CIA World Factbook:

126 billion acres on planet Earth.

6.9 billion people on planet Earth.

= 18.26 acres of planet Earth per person. This is where you get all your water and fuel and oxygen from.

Surface of Earth is ~70.9% water.

= 5.3 acres of dry land per person — includes desert, tundra, rock. This is where you live and work, and includes your share of a parking space at work and at your favorite shopping mall, your favorite grocery store, and anywhere else that you park or drive or otherwise occasionally take up space.

Only 11% of land is arable.

= .585 acre of arable land per person ( a square about 160 feet on each side, as wide as a football field and about half as long) — Pretty much ALL your food (fruit, veggies, meat, milk–not seafood) (as well as cotton for clothes) comes from that.

That’s if you spread it out equally. Currently, each American has 1.48 acres of arable land, if you spread out all America equally for all Americans.  Chinese folks get .265 arable acres each. That’s a square 107.4 feet on a side.

I’m getting claustrophic.

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You Want the T-Shirt

It’s true. They Saved Einstein’s Hair-Do. They really did. And all the world is better for it.

Sure, if they’d planned ahead a little, maybe they could have saved something more important than just his Hair-Do. Maybe some mitochondrial DNA, or regular DNA, or even some stem cells. But I don’t think that they knew about stem cells back then.

At least they didn’t save his brain, with the wacky idea of reanimating him later to help build a world of reason and peace by using relativity and evolution and other crazy theories. But they really did save his brain with the wacky idea of cutting it up into tiny pieces to make it easier to study. Brain salad for science. It’s what’s for supper.

You can get a t-shirt with one of the above images for only $17. Plus shipping, probably. I’d meant to use the silkscreen option, which would have driven the price down farther, but it’s only available on orders of 12 or more. If you and your friends want 12 of these babies, just let me know and I’ll get you such a deal on them.

http://www.zazzle.com/lyleverbilion*

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But What Does a Screaming Forehead Mean?

Last night, I saw it. A wriggling thing that shouldn’t be wriggling. It was on IFC, and I DVR’d it, and best of all this is my week of being a Nielson family. So maybe my tastes will finally be influencing the nation. But probably not.

So what did I see? Trail of the Screaming Forehead. Another Larry Blamire movie. It’s not even out on DVD yet! It has all the usual cast. I don’t know how they keep their faces straight, or their lines.  And somehow it was produced by Ray Harryhausen!

It’s about an invasion from space of a bunch of evil mind-controlling foreheads that occurs at the same time that an Earth scientist is studying the effects of foreheadazine. There’s a sailor named Dutch the Swede. There’s a librarian.

We hear the theme song three times. For the opening credits, it’s performed by Manhatten Transfer! In the middle of the movie it’s a plot point sung by that Animala gal, but her character’s name is Droxy Chappelle. Then it comes ’round again for the closing credits. The words are so overwrought and painful. Hearing three different interpretations shows how truly bad the song is. What great performances!

I really want to know how they got the color of the film. It’s sort of WWII era Technicolor. The clouds were purplish. I liked it.

The film is well named. We actually get to see the trail of the screaming forehead. And the screaming forehead itself. It’s pretty surreal. But I’m not sure that it means anything. I feel like it should mean something. If it does, it’s just that knowledge causes headaches. And that might be enough for it to mean, if that’s all that it means. But I want it to mean more. Kind of like Inception.

I wonder how often Larry Blamire films are compared to ones by Christopher Nolan?

Once again the Lost Skeleton commands you, see this movie. And when it’s available for buying, then buy this movie. Again and again and again. It’s movielicious.

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